I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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