if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
