gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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