Your face is a jimmy john
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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