I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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