Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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