She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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