How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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