My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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