We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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