I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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