There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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