i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
