I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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