can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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