Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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