I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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