fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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