I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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