belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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