She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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