A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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