i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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