In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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