these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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