Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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