You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
In America we eat man semen.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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