Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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