ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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