I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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