Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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