What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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