dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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