I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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