Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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