Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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