just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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