so explain again why im purple
no
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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