sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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