Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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