You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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