Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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