Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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