Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
only you would photoshop your dick
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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