I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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