she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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