How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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