I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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