I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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