She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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